kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

sodamnrelatable:

when your friend dislikes the same person u dont like

urbancatfitters:

why would i do something early when i could wait until the last possible second

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

onionchester:

the worst is when you’re telling someone something or discussing a topic and someone interrupts and changes the topic completely and you’re left with all these things to say but no way of getting back to it unless the other person asks 

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

underboobprince:

the fact that i have to choose between my grades and my own mental and physical health is really fucked up

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

zaynsopinion:

There’s 2 sides of tumblr rpers:

One side: You go outside and have fun with your real friends who actually like you and magically find time to be active on all 57 of the rps you’re in

Other side: You don’t see the sunlight for weeks at a time if you don’t have to and you can barely make do with activity on the 2 rps you’re in

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking