January 2012
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Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
blomkvisted:
shirleytemplar / zetterbergs / editoress:
Wheatley.
GENTEK
Animus GLaDOS 1.3.0
Annie for short
asgard
GIR
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mum: why are you smiling at the computer
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new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
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bestcaost:
my new years resolution is to stop being ugly
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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myownremedy:
the infantata looks like griphook from harry potter.
yep
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December 2011
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Random attractive person: Do you like The Social Network?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want children I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?
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So this guy at the mall told me I reminded him of Topanga. Like oh my god best fucking compliment ever.
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black person: are you a dot head indian or a feather head indian
me: idk are you a spear chucking nigger or a cotton picking nigger
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writecodeformebaby:
as if Mark will allow Facebook to be censored
He will strut up to the White House in his flip-flops and say
“Obama, I’m sure you’ve done your blogging and know that money isn’t a big part of my life, but right now I could buy the White House, take the censorship bill and turn it into my personal toilet paper”
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oh god why are these generic fake clone cookies so disgustingly good
it’s almost two in the morning of course anyway goodnight
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